Watching a gymnastics uneven bar routine
TheKid commenting on releases “That looks scary. I wouldn’t do that. That’d scare the sh….crap out of me.”
Me: “The what?”
“The crap”
“What were you GOING to say?”
“The s word”
(Note: This is not something I say. Ever. Pretty much anything else, yeah. But not that)
“Why were you going to say that?”
“Cause that’s how bad it’d scare me.”
And…I proceeded to lay over in the floor and laugh. Then run immediately to blog about it.
