From the 11 year old, while watching a video of “The Cat in the Hat” being read yesterday…. “That fish sure is pissy isn’t he?”

From the boys’ bedroom just now…

“Have you ever tried on a bra?”

“NO!”

“Women’s accessories are (mumble, mumble, mumble)”

“(GASP!) THAT”S SEXIST!”

…I still have no idea. I think it’s better that way.